Micellaneous
One thing I like being a professional Baduk player is that I don't necessarily have a boss :)
When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
When you don't do it, you're lazy
When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot
When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed
When your boss does it, he's being firm.
When you overlook a rule of etiquette, you're being rude
When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
When you please your boss, you're apple polishing
When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
-From the book Successful CEO's English Jokes
